Denver Airport

"What makes Denver Airport an Illuminati headquarters?"

Conspiracy theorists are convinced that the sheer size of the airport is suspicious. Isn’t it obvious that the airport is just a front for an underground bunker complex, complete with secret tunnels and internment camps? Wouldn’t that also explain the glaring delays in the airport’s completion? Isn’t the swastika-like shape of the runways a clear sign that this is the global elite’s retreat in case of an apocalypse? And what about the mysterious murals and the many occult symbols, found all over the site? What about ‘Blucifer,’ a demonic sculpture of a blue mustang that seems to have come straight from hell? Experts can only shake their heads at these humorous exaggerations – but who will laugh last?